We’ve all known for a long time that Sam really really likes Weishan. His eyes seem to burn with lust every time she’s around and we suspect on multiple occasions that Sam tries to get Ochs killed in order to get his chance. Now, we’ve been shared a photo that may actually shed some new light on this situation. It seems that in fact Sam has had his sights on Ochs and his eyes have been burning with jealousy not lust…

Word has it on the streets that Sam failed his quota last week. Failure.

On that note, if you want to attract the attention of Lord Samiticus, might I suggest some of these. He has recently forsaken his “face guy” title for “boob guy.”