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		<title>Passing of the torch</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Many years ago, Sam announced that &#8220;if I turn 28 and I haven&#8217;t had a girlfriend yet, I will let my mom take over.&#8221; Well, the time has come! In what seems to have been a last-ditch effort, we&#8217;ve recently discovered the following on KXAN: UT student wakes, finds intruder in bed A University of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://samitic.us/2011/04/passing-of-the-torch/</link>
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		<title>Operation: Ruin Wedding</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We recently learned that Ochs and Weishan&#8217;s first batch of wedding invites got stolen from their doorsteps on their delivery date. Obviously the only person who has motive is Sam Ni. Shame on you, Sam! Find another girl (or man?) to pursue with your insane lust! Luckily, they managed to salvage this unfortunate situation by [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://samitic.us/2011/03/operation-ruin-wedding/</link>
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		<title>Tower of Che-Kang</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In 2005, back when Sam Ni and friends lived in The Legacy (which was uber ghetto and uber awesome), Mark and Chad built The Tower of Che-Kang using Sam&#8217;s chair as the base. More photos on flickr. Someday, perhaps the fans of Sam will unite again and build a new engineering marvel&#8230; perhaps with his [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://samitic.us/2011/01/tower-of-che-kang/</link>
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		<title>Sam Ni Girl Posse</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sam Ni is making a movie! I can&#8217;t wait to see it!]]></description>
		<link>http://samitic.us/2010/12/sam-ni-girl-posse/</link>
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		<title>Sam Ni drinks too much</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is what happens when an out of shape Sam Ni decides to drink too much. We discovered Sam in the bathroom when the following happened&#8230; Poor Sam&#8230;]]></description>
		<link>http://samitic.us/2010/12/sam-ni-drinks-too-much/</link>
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		<title>Oh noes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was getting ready to tag Sam in some Facebook photos, but it seems like he may have gone emo and rage quitted on his virtual life. This now firmly places Samitic.us as the number one result for Sam Ni on Google. Who needs a Facebook presence from Sam when you can just search for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://samitic.us/2010/12/oh-noes/</link>
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		<title>Under Siege</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sam decided to go use my TV and watch one of my blu-rays without even asking. I think he did it for the boobies&#8230;]]></description>
		<link>http://samitic.us/2010/11/under-siege/</link>
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		<title>The Oches</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all known for a long time that Sam really really likes Weishan. His eyes seem to burn with lust every time she&#8217;s around and we suspect on multiple occasions that Sam tries to get Ochs killed in order to get his chance. Now, we&#8217;ve been shared a photo that may actually shed some new [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://samitic.us/2010/10/the-oches/</link>
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		<title>Failed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Word has it on the streets that Sam failed his quota last week. Failure. On that note, if you want to attract the attention of Lord Samiticus, might I suggest some of these. He has recently forsaken his &#8220;face guy&#8221; title for &#8220;boob guy.&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://samitic.us/2010/10/failed/</link>
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		<title>Oink Oink</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After living with Sam for a few years, I&#8217;ve learned that he has a strong fondness for pigs. When we were recently playing DotA, I was a pig-like hero and was facing Sam. Whenever I would run around, I&#8217;d say &#8220;oink, oink, Sam, oink, oink!&#8221; This apparently made Sam too aroused to play well and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://samitic.us/2010/09/oink-oink/</link>
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