Sam loves his cousins. When I say love, I mean love. Actually, I really mean lust. Dirty dirty lust.
Today, he said that his cousins were “beautiful people” and there was “nothing wrong with that.” When Andrew said he could see what Sam sees in his cousins, Sam almost punched him out of jealous rage. Apparently his cousins are only for him to lust after.
Poor cousins and Andrew, we feel for you.