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On the prowl 21Sep10

We hear from sources that Sam is on the prowl. Watch out ladies (?), here he comes!!!

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If you want to proactively obtain some of this scrumptious man-meat, you can find Sam Ni on Facebook.

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Sam Pooping 06Sep10

Viraj strikes again!

We look forward to a future full of more videos of Viraj interrupting Sam in his bathroom activities.

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Man Crushing 30Aug10

Sam’s playing with my emotions, it seems. Today, we went to get dessert at Chez Zee with TC and Ryan, and Sam said he wouldn’t feed a bite to TC but if “Oliver had asked, I would probably do it. I think I probably have a man-crush on Oliver.”

Also, earlier in the week, Sam confessed that he would have a three-some with me (even though I was not willing to).

With that, I will close this post inspired by the Backstreet Boys, who Sam left playing on the computer next to mine the other day…

Quit playing games with my heart, Sam, with my heart… with my heart…

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Sam continues to refuse my love and I must resort to new ways to express my emotions.

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Some day, Sam, we will be together forever. Maybe it will be in death.

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Naughty Sam 06Aug10

This was found in the back seat of Sam’s car.

Tsk tsk.

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We believe Sam to the be inspiration for many popular characters throughout the entertainment industry. Here’s a photo comparison to prove our point.

<3 Sam Ni.

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Cousin Love 02Jul10

Sam loves his cousins. When I say love, I mean love. Actually, I really mean lust. Dirty dirty lust.

Today, he said that his cousins were “beautiful people” and there was “nothing wrong with that.” When Andrew said he could see what Sam sees in his cousins, Sam almost punched him out of jealous rage. Apparently his cousins are only for him to lust after.

Poor cousins and Andrew, we feel for you.

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This just in… we hear it’s now been confirmed that Sam is “playing for the other team.” Looks like he moves on quickly too! Six hours and he’s found himself another…

Poor Jeff, we feel for you, buddy.

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A few days ago, my good friend Chad asked Sam how he was doing. This is pretty much what happened:

Chad: Hey Sam, how’s it going? Did the advice I give you help in your love life?
Sam: Screw you, Chad, I don’t want to talk to you.
Chad: Sam, that’s not very nice.
Sam: I don’t care. I do not appreciate you still being alive.

Needless to say, we were all pretty shocked at this rudeness.

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Samboard 30Jun10

Samboard, the Sam Ni soundboard, is operational now! Plus, I got the new iPhone 4 and because the Samboard uses HTML5 audio, if available, it works on that too! It worked on my old 3G as well, but not at an acceptable speed.

Now, go forth and enjoy… THE SAMBOARD!

Shit cock!